The Belcher Book / Soothsayer Coffee

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The eBook and coffee combo.
Would you like your coffee ground or whole bean?

The Soothsayer Special Belcher Blend is sourced from two different regions of Guatemala. Roasted on 3 different curves with different development times to bring out all of the subtle nuances, and make the most smooth and balanced Guatemalan you could ask for.

Sourced from Union Cantinil co-operative, and farm-direct from El Regalito.
Boasting a cup profile of Chocolate, Black Cherry, Caramel, Concorde grape, and Granny Smith apples.

12 oz. bag.
Make sure you note if you want it whole bean or ground.
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The Belcher – Overserved Underdog
By Luke Schmaltz

"A long-brewing clash between a Mile-High music legend and an aggressive government censor has come to a head, as Pablo Vasquez -- aka The Soothsayer -- must contend with the diabolical Blatherskite and his minions. To bolster his crusade, Vasquez recruits Earl Danners -- a prolific beer drinker with a burgeoning talent for belching forth sonic blasts of guttural decimation.

A reluctant hero, Earl must quickly grow into his role of The Belcher as advancing forces of evil threaten to stomp out every iteration of artistic expression and rip apart the very essence of life itself.

The Soothsayer and The Belcher encounter other outcasts and biological super freaks, and form a rag-tag team of vigilantes with Knockers, Red-eye Robinson, The Whine-o and an alluring femme fatale named Cricket.

Together, they align against Blatherskite, the ranks of the Environmental Agency of Restrictions (EAR), the Army National Guard and a sinister, stench-spewing super villain known as The Gasser
The standoff escalates into an urban war, and the face of downtown Denver will never again be the same ...

“Packed with punk filth, pulp grit, and the darkest humor this side of death itself, The Belcher is the drunken chronicle of an ultraviolent miscreant of a hero -- the kind the 21st century has forgotten but truly needs."
-Jason Heller, author of Strange Stars: David Bowie, Pop Music, and the Decade Sci-Fi Explode

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